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10 October 2010 @ 02:28 am
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ALRIGHT, I GUESS THE BEST WAY TO GO ABOUT DEALING WITH THIS MOBIUS DOUBLE CLUSTERFUCK OF A SITUATION IS FOR ME TO LIST THE FACTS. OH BOY. AS IF THIS SHIT DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD ENOUGH, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WRITE THIS BY HAND. WHO'S FUCKING BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE WITHOUT A COMPUTER? HOW THE HELL AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE? WHATEVER. LIST:

1)I'M NOT ON ALTERNIA. THERE'S A FUCKING SURPRISE.
2)THIS IS PROBABLY SOME GOGDAMN GAME CONSTRUCT.
3)THIS FUCKING BOOK HAS TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL, I KNOW IT, SO I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP WRITING I GUESS UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS. I'LL PROBABLY BE GIVEN SOME VAUGE FUCKIUNG CLUE PRETTY SOON. THAT SAID,
4)I'M NOT SOLVING ANYMORE STUPID RIDDLES. I WOULD RATHER SWAN DIVE INTO VAT OF ACIDIC MUSCLEBEAST SPOOGE THAN SOLVE ANOTHER RIDDLE. I WILL JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR THE FUCKING RECKONING IF THAT'S THE CASE.
5)I THINK I'M THE ONLY ONE ON THIS PLANET, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN OR BEEN CONTACTED BY ANY OF THE OTHER CHUMPS, SO AT LEAST SOMETHING GOOD HAS COME FROM THIS.
6)I CAN TELL YOU NOW, IF JOHN HUMAN EGBERT TAINTBOTTOM HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY SICKLE DOWN HIS PROTEIN SHOOT AND WATCH HIM CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY HATE.

RIGHT THEN. I THINK THAT'S ALL I KNOW RIGHT NOW. SWEET MERCIFUL JEGUS, I NEED TO GET A FUCKING COMPUTER. WRITING DOWN ALL THIS SHIT SUCKS THE HUGEST BULGE POSSIBLE.
 
 
 
Carrie Kelley: ;i figuregirlyboywonder on October 10th, 2010 06:46 am (UTC)
voice;
No construct, spud. Figure you got the real deal this time around.
beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 06:49 am (UTC)
1/2? IDK
AH-HA!
LOW AND BEHOLD, THE FUCKING BOOK DOES SOMETHING SPECIAL. WHO CALLED THAT SHIT? IT WAS ME. I CALLED IT.

beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 06:52 am (UTC)
2/2 WHOOPS!
WOAH, WAIT, THE BOOK FUCKING TALKS? THAT'S WEIRD AND NEW, BUT OK. I CAN ROLL WITH IT, I GUESS.

I GUESS YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THE CONSORTS OR SOMETHING?

YEAH, OK, IF BY REAL DEAL YOU MEAN ANOTHER PART OF THE GAME, THEN I FOLLOW. WHAT PLANET IS THIS ANYWAYS? THE LAND OF BEACH AND LAMENESS?
Carrie Kelley: i figure;girlyboywonder on October 10th, 2010 08:20 am (UTC)
No game either, but I figure you'll catch on sooner or later. ...Or, if it is, it's the most in-depth game I've ever tuned on.

Either way, you got the island of Rivelata. Ce Monde's the planet, I think.
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 02:42 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 02:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 11:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - girlyboywonder on October 10th, 2010 11:50 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 11th, 2010 12:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
Iggy: over-the-shoulderblind_bomber on October 10th, 2010 12:30 pm (UTC)
[recorded]
You're...kind of a piece of work, aren't you?
beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 02:34 pm (UTC)
Re: [recorded]
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Iggy: smugblind_bomber on October 10th, 2010 03:43 pm (UTC)
[recorded] Okay, I'm already in love with your Karkat.
Easy, there, sparky.

The name's Iggy - I'm just another guy like you: got pulled here against my will.

Only with, you know, less rage issues. Apparently.
Hooray! Thanks ;u; - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 05:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 05:21 pm (UTC) (Expand)
[recorded] - blind_bomber on October 11th, 2010 01:49 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 11th, 2010 02:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
[recorded] - blind_bomber on October 11th, 2010 05:36 am (UTC) (Expand)
Sorry for the late response ;o; - beepbeep_meow on October 13th, 2010 02:07 pm (UTC) (Expand)
[recorded] - blind_bomber on October 13th, 2010 02:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 13th, 2010 02:53 pm (UTC) (Expand)
[recorded] - blind_bomber on October 13th, 2010 02:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 13th, 2010 03:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
[recorded] - blind_bomber on October 13th, 2010 04:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
sekomasada on October 10th, 2010 12:31 pm (UTC)
hiya
Hello. I'm Sentimental Komuro Micheal Sakamoto Dada-Sensei, or Seccom Masada-Sensei for short. As far as I can tell, it's not a game. It isn't like tag or anything I used to play with the girl. I don't know how you can think this looks like a game, it's nothing like one...

Apparently we're in Ri... Rivel... something. I don't really know, I just got here too. There are lots of people if you wander.
beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 03:00 pm (UTC)
HALLO! 8D
YES, HELLO, I-DON'T-EVEN-REMOTELY-CARE-WHAT-YOUR-OVERLY-COMPLICATED-NAME-IS. LET ME GIVE YOU A QUICK FUCKING LESSON IN YOUR OWN INADEQUACY:

TAG?

TAG?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

QUIT PLAYING GAMES FOR GIRLS, NOOKLICKER!

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I HAVE RECENTLY PLAYED THE MOST COMPLICATED GAME EVER CONCEIVED. PROBABLY THE GAME THAT BROUGHT ABOUT YOUR ABILITY TO PLAY SUCH LAME FUCKING GAMES WITH YOUR STUPID, SLIMY, LUMPSQUIRT OF A HUMAN FEMALE, SO YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME YOU UNGRATEFUL PILE OF MEAT.

AND YEAH, FUCKING RIVELATA. I ALREADY KNOW BY NOW CAPTAIN SLOW-FUCK.


HOWEVER, I WAS NOT AWARE THERE WERE OTHER CHUMPS AROUND, SO I GUESS I'LL TAKE A LOOK. BUT, I GUESS THAT MEANS I'LL HAVE TO FIND A BUNCH OF OTHER DUMBASSES LIKE YOU. WHATEVER.
sekomasada on October 10th, 2010 10:14 pm (UTC)
Re: HALLO! 8D
The only games I know are the games the girl used to be play with me. Sometimes she would play tag, you know, the game where the 'it' person takes a knife and chases the other people. If the 'it' person catches them, the 'it' person stabs the knife into them.

I don't think I'm a pile of meat... I do not smell like dead things. Would you like to say hello sometime? Although, I can't talk... You're a strange kind of human, right? I think the girl told me your kind... Are you a toriningen?

[A sketch of a girl with large, bulging eyes that face different directions with a face of a bird, teeth on the beak and a large slimy tongue drooping out. The bird-woman seems to be insane and looms menacingly over a small girl with closed eyes and a knife in her hand, completely unphased.]
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 10:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sekomasada on October 10th, 2010 11:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
THE ONLY BAD THING IN EXISTENCE ARE KNIVES RITE? - sekomasada on October 11th, 2010 12:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
TOTALLY - beepbeep_meow on October 11th, 2010 02:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
HAY IVE DIED A LOT AND I NEVER DIE LIKE THAT - sekomasada on October 11th, 2010 03:38 am (UTC) (Expand)
Sorry! I'm a little slow right now D: - beepbeep_meow on October 13th, 2010 02:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
despairiminit on October 10th, 2010 08:55 pm (UTC)
BEST PLAN EVER
...That's quite a potty mouth you have.

Clearly you've spent a great deal of time on anonymous internet forums.
beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 10:36 pm (UTC)
WELL AT LEAST ONE OF YOU INGRATES ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT THE INTERNET IS. DOES THAT MEAN I CAN HOOK UP TO A HUSKTOP ANYWHERE AROUND HERE?

AND NO. YOU ARE INCORRECT AND STUPID. I DON'T USE ANY FUCKING FORUMS. FORUMS ARE FOR SISSY-ASS GIRLS. AND EVEN IF I DID, I WOULDN'T POST ANONYMOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT IN TROLLING SOME FUCK IF THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S YOU?


AND WHO TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE OK TO COMPARE MY MOUTH TO A FUCKING LOAD GAPER? THAT'S FUCKING NASTY, MAN.
(no subject) - despairiminit on October 10th, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
1/2 - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 10:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
WELL GOOD NOW THEY CAN FORM A CONTRACT 1/IDEK - despairiminit on October 10th, 2010 10:52 pm (UTC) (Expand)
2/2 - despairiminit on October 10th, 2010 10:52 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 11:04 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 11:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - despairiminit on October 10th, 2010 11:14 pm (UTC) (Expand)
i don't think he gets nozomu at all. - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 11:19 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Thas' alright. I don't think he gets him either. - despairiminit on October 10th, 2010 11:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 11:35 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - despairiminit on October 10th, 2010 11:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 11:38 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - despairiminit on October 10th, 2010 11:42 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - despairiminit on October 10th, 2010 11:50 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 11th, 2010 12:18 am (UTC) (Expand)
Kanda Yu: bluntkuro_hasu on October 10th, 2010 11:14 pm (UTC)
Shut up.

You talk too much.
beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
OH YEAH?

MAYBE I DO. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT SHITPUFF?
Kanda Yu: boredkuro_hasu on October 10th, 2010 11:23 pm (UTC)
Are you trying to start a fight, shitbreath?

Not only are you annoying, you're boring as fuck, too.
(no subject) - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 11:31 pm (UTC) (Expand)
/add - kuro_hasu on October 10th, 2010 11:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: /add - beepbeep_meow on October 10th, 2010 11:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)