Karkat Vantas (beepbeep_meow) wrote in rivelata,
Karkat Vantas
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ALRIGHT, I GUESS THE BEST WAY TO GO ABOUT DEALING WITH THIS MOBIUS DOUBLE CLUSTERFUCK OF A SITUATION IS FOR ME TO LIST THE FACTS. OH BOY. AS IF THIS SHIT DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD ENOUGH, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WRITE THIS BY HAND. WHO'S FUCKING BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE WITHOUT A COMPUTER? HOW THE HELL AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE? WHATEVER. LIST:

1)I'M NOT ON ALTERNIA. THERE'S A FUCKING SURPRISE.
2)THIS IS PROBABLY SOME GOGDAMN GAME CONSTRUCT.
3)THIS FUCKING BOOK HAS TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL, I KNOW IT, SO I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP WRITING I GUESS UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS. I'LL PROBABLY BE GIVEN SOME VAUGE FUCKIUNG CLUE PRETTY SOON. THAT SAID,
4)I'M NOT SOLVING ANYMORE STUPID RIDDLES. I WOULD RATHER SWAN DIVE INTO VAT OF ACIDIC MUSCLEBEAST SPOOGE THAN SOLVE ANOTHER RIDDLE. I WILL JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR THE FUCKING RECKONING IF THAT'S THE CASE.
5)I THINK I'M THE ONLY ONE ON THIS PLANET, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN OR BEEN CONTACTED BY ANY OF THE OTHER CHUMPS, SO AT LEAST SOMETHING GOOD HAS COME FROM THIS.
6)I CAN TELL YOU NOW, IF JOHN HUMAN EGBERT TAINTBOTTOM HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY SICKLE DOWN HIS PROTEIN SHOOT AND WATCH HIM CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY HATE.

RIGHT THEN. I THINK THAT'S ALL I KNOW RIGHT NOW. SWEET MERCIFUL JEGUS, I NEED TO GET A FUCKING COMPUTER. WRITING DOWN ALL THIS SHIT SUCKS THE HUGEST BULGE POSSIBLE.
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