Oh dear, it’s been so long since I’ve actually had to write for myself – ah, what’s this? It’s scribbling for me! Hello? Yes – hello! Ah, this will do.
Whoever it is that appears to have given me my well-deserved vacation – it’s rather nice of you, and about time, I might add, but I’d much prefer to take it later. It’s come at a bit of an inopportune time, you see, so I’d prefer it if you sent me back along.
And do make it quick?
- Xerxes Break
